posted 1 day ago via prio-motu · © wedgekun with 10,747 notes

I thought this was leading to something deep…I wasn’t disappointed.



heisenbabe:

i want to sleep for 2 years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank.


thefrogman:

Art by Rafael Mantesso [instagram]


  • 16 year old child: mom, dad: I'm gay/lesbian/bi/pan
  • Straight parents: you're too young to know what your sexuality is! It's just a phase.
  • Baby boy: *stares at a baby girl for no reason other than the fact that babies stare at everything*
  • Straight parents: oooh! Ladies man! We're gonna have to keep the girls offa you!

nutella:

gettin real tired of my own bullshit


mightyhealthyquest:

IT’S ALWAYS TEA TIME!



dear 98% of the people that follow me that dont talk to me

syupon:

tamaraldbrennan:

Who are you

Whats your favorite color

Favorite ship

Favorite ice cream flavor

Do you have a cat

Thank 

reblogging again bc I already got some from really cute people, but it makes me unreasonably happy to read these from you SO KEEP ON SENDING THEM 


desstroya:

yo listening to my chemical romance is so dangerous??>? like u could be eatin a sandwich an then fucki ncancer can come on and ur just like “…,.,..,.why am i eating a sandwich. life is for naught. cALL MY ANUT MARIE HEL PHER GATHER ALL MY THING S AN DBURY ME IN ALL MY FAVOURITE CO LOURS”


smidgeofpidge:

If you hug me around the waist and put your chin on the top of my head then you are a force of good in the world.


feathery-soul:

depressing—quotes:

agnosticwitch:

feathery-soul:

sherlck:

wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs 

also wear shoes that aren’t your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything

what the hell is this here? A how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??

helping others is always nice

also if you know someone you can’t stand leave some of their hair at the crime scene